If you are suddenly warped through time, or suffering from short term memory loss, faced with sudden dementia .. and you want to find out, just where you are.. assuming you are in India, here is the sure shot guide to determine your exact location.
Step 1: The traffic is bad everywhere so look around you.
Step 2: Look for 2 people fighting.
Step 3: Now read carefully.
Two people snarl at each other and ceremoniously wave their hands around and suddenly light that cigarette and say “sumthing sumthin (loud fast expletives) seri seri MIND IT ” – Chennai
Two people put their expensiv watches aside and beat each other up to death but no-one around bothers and passes by, on the verge of severe bloodshed one of them gets a phone call while the other realises he is late for work and thats the end of it- Mumbai
Two people abuse each others family tree with specific focus on the sisters and the mothers and a huge crowd gathers while the two fight to the death. One claims to be related to a hugely powerful politician and the other claims to be related to the police, army, navy combined. Last man standing, no holds barred – hell in a cell matchup concludes and only one man walks away – while the police arrive on the scene a little too late. – Delhi
Two people hold each others collars, each threatens to beat the other to pulp but noone actually hits anybody, soon a huge crowd gathers and the road is blocked off. Immediately flags of a political party with flowers on it come up with a ‘gherao’ done and all vehicles and trucks stoned. The red flags come on the scene soon and a powerful man on a vehicle appears with the press claiming how the party with the flowers is responsible for the horrible law and order situation. Soon a fat woman arrives on the scene and lies down on the road and screams of negligence and torture and injustice. Two buses are burnt down. Who cares about the 2 people who were fighting over whose wife stole whose saree. The next day is a bandh. – Kolkata